My blog is really just what I like, so you choose if you want to follow or not. If you're following me, thanks for dealing with my randomness and all. >///<
at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
I don’t get why everyone says liquid eyeliner is really hard I literally just put some on for the first time ever and it was really easy and it was like perfectly even and winged???????????????/
it wAS BEGINNERS LUCK ABORT ABORT
if he was my most formidable opponent, now he’s my most formidable ally.
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
HOW DARE YOU SHOW SOMEONE USING A BODILY FLUID FROM A HOOFED ANIMAL, PRODUCED FOR THE REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE OF SAID ANIMAL, TO MOISTEN CEREAL! Ehr… I mean… A DIFFERENT ONE THAN THE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED ONE WE CURRENTLY USE!”
friends talking shit about something u like